Many Are Called. Few Succeed. Manchester United: Beyond the Promised Land

Barcode Yourself

Create a barcode for yourself based on your sex, age, where you live, height and your weight.

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Can These Things Be Made Any Smaller?

I came across these links to some very small gadgets.

World's Smallest TV - Manufactured in 1982. I'm surprised a smaller one hasn't been made (unless one has). The site that this page is on offers a good history of the TV with lots of images of very early sets.

World's Smallest Laptop - Hardly what I'd consider a laptop. Judging from the specs it packs a punch for such a small device.

World's Smallest Web Server - This is small! It's hard to believe that the tiny chip is a complete micro-computer.

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Build Your Own City

City Creator gives you the opportunity to build your very own pixel city.

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Hide My Ass

"Hide My Ass is a free online web proxy which can get past filtered sites at your work. Using our free proxy means you can get access to blocked sites anonymously. Our web proxy is fast and easy to use, unlike many others online!"

Hide My Ass... hmm...aptly named aiye? Guess it may come in handy for those of you who're loggin into my blog from uni or work. Or if you're surfin for porn and you'd rather not leave a trace behind. This may just be a godsend. Lol.

Hide Your Ass HERE

Tackled By The Red Devil at 11:26 PM,
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Parking Perfection II - The long awaited sequel

Five brand new levels including ice patches and darkness. Park it perfectly HERE.

Heh..took me all of 7.2 seconds (9th Best Time in the World) to complete level 1! So i've laid down the gauntlet. I challenge you lot to go under 7 seconds.

90.5 seconds for 5 stages and that leaves me 140th in the worldwide rankings. Boo Yeah!

Tackled By The Red Devil at 4:13 PM,
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Aye Caramba!!!

Usually when u read the headline "Teacher arrested for sex with student", u just know the teacher's fugly and probably has little or no choice but to result to gettin it on with her students... BUT ... (refer to pict above)

FULL STORY HERE

"Debra Lafave, 25, will serve three years of house arrest and seven years' probation. She pleaded guilty to two counts of lewd and lascivious battery."

"The boy told investigators the two had sex in a classroom at the school, located in Temple Terrace near Tampa; in her Riverview townhouse; and once in a vehicle while his 15-year-old cousin drove them around Marion County."

I never quite understand these stories. What's with the students? Why not keep shagging her and keeping it under wraps? Unless she was refusing to do it again because she'd made a drunken mistake and the only option left was to sell the story and destroy her career. Still, if a hot teacher had gotten down and dirty with me and given me the probable time of my life, would i really want to destroy her career and end all the fun at the same time?

I think not. I bet he'll grow up only to kick himself silly.

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Get Abused by the Man Himself

Get Abused HERE

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Pam Anderson in "The Weather Girl"

So Fox Sports has the 2 of em on their Pre-Game show just to report the weather. Daym why dont we get em on ESPN? It'd make awesome halftime entertainment. I'd love Pamela Anderson purposely sticking her chest out for a good three-four minute segment. I have to give her some credit, she's way way way more appealing than Jillian Barbie. That’s for sure. That chick has way too much testosterone in her blood.

Check out the VIDEO Here

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Real Life Coyote Ugly Chicks

I've gotta find out where this bar is! Daym. Check out this trio gettin it on HERE

They've put the girls of Coyote Ugly to shame, dont you think?

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Pam Anderson in "The Soccer Mom"

I'm not sure if thats her kid in the pict who'se sucking on his fingers and oogling at Pam's tits. Eitherway i see where the kid's coming from. I woulda done the same had Pam graced any of my games back in the good old days of primary school. Lucky Kids. I only wish i had such luck back in the day. Im sure the deathdealer shares similar sentiments. Lol.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 3:47 PM,
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For the Chicks ...

For the countless times uve spent staring at your wardrobe, trying various clothes on only to realize that you dont look as good as u had hoped for in a particular outfit and then repeating the cycle again for a good 20 mintues before finally deciding on what to wear.

Well, i've got the solution right here. Thank me later. Enjoy.

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So if you wake up tomorrow morning facing the exact circumstances i just described, you cant go wrong going el naturale, can you?

Tackled By The Red Devil at 3:34 PM,
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Celebrity Nipple Slips

From Christina Aguilera to Britney Spears to Nicole Kidman to Christina Ricci, loads of celebrities have shared their 'wealth'. MTV Germany compiles tons of celebrity nipples slips in this VIDEO. Knock yourselves out.

(Skip/Ignore the adverts) (Long load but its well worth the wait)

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Weird Road Signs

Check out a collection of weird signs including those above HERE

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Lost in Translation

I'm not sure what the original chinese characters mean but my gut feeling tells me that whoever translated the chinese text needs a few more lessons in english.

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United 3 - 1 Charlton

So we've ushered in the post keane era with a rather convincing win over the Addicks. With Ruud van Nistelrooy scored twbagging 2 very well taken goals in a space of just five minutes to seal the win. We tormented Charlton throughout the first half with our slick passing abilities and we took our foot off the pedal in the 2nd half, only to be awakened by Charlton's equaliser.

Our attacking play was excellent and we created a lot of opportunities and we coulda bagged a handful of goals. Rooney and Van Nistelrooy were awesome up front. They might yet forge a 50 goal partnership this season. Its still too early to draw comparison with the Yorke-Cole partnership of 99 but yeah they might get there soon enough.

Scholesy had his best game of the season so lets all hope he keeps his passing accurate and precise for the Villareal game. Again he kinda fell asleep in the 2nd half as did most of our players till we were jolted outta our plight by Ambrose's equaliser.

Van Nistelrooy's finish for his first goal was unbelievable. Set up by Rooneys brilliant run into down the left flank showing immense strength to keep the ball and dribble it down the field and to cap off his run with a precise pass to Nistelrooy and the rest as they say, is history.

Superb Ball Control

I'm still rather undecided bout Nistelrooys leadership credentials, so far so good tho. This can only augur well for the future. If he keeps scoring, then sure, that'll do just fine, leading by example.

We're still rather suspect with our defending but hopefully we'll sort it out once Neville's back, hopefully against Villareal, which is gonna be one of the biggest games of this season. Its pretty much make or break in the champions league. Lets hope we carry this same form into the Villareal game and serve ourselves a Spanish treat with qualification into the 2nd round of the Champs League.

Glory Glory Man Utd. Bring on the Spanish!

Tackled By The Red Devil at 11:35 PM,
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The Top 25 Inventions of 2005

Check out the Times Top 25 List. From ropes to vehicles to watches to PSP's. Its all in here.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 11:12 PM,
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For the Uruguayans

Heh. They deserve all the stick they're gettin. Fuckin cocky cunts.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 11:07 PM,
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Lip Syncing Ashlee Simpson

It's usually forgivable when a musical artist makes a mistake or two while performing live but when the mistake is due to a technical malfunction of the pre-programmed music and voice track used because no musical group today seems capable of actually performing without a crutch, forgiveness is just not in the vocabulary.

This was the unfortunate position Ashlee Simpson found herself in during her "musical performance" on Saturday Night Live. The music and voice track started before she was ready leaving Simpson and the band looking like fools onstage while engineers turned the vocal track down rather than have Simpson try to synch up with it again. What's worse was the song that started playing was the song she had already sung earlier in the show.

In what is sure to be the most embarrassing moment of her life, Simpson, after pondering for a bit, walked meekly, and likely horrified, off stage as the band continued to play. Finally, a merciful engineer cut to commercial. It's a priceless television moment and one that is, unfortunately, sure to haunt her for the rest of her life.

Watch Ashlee's lip syncin debacle HERE

Well it aint all doom and gloom for Ashlee. Things may just pick up for her considering she just booted Madonna off the front cover of the latest issue of Blender Magazine.

Madonna's done her fair share of lip syncing for sure but she must have truly broken an actual vocal chord when she heard Blender Magazine decided to feature famed lip-syncer Ashlee Simpson instead of her on the magazine's December cover. Apparently, Madonna was supposed to appear on the cover but the publisher dropped her in favor of Simpson.

Well, i honestly cant blame the magazine, with ashlee loking as hawt as she is in the above pictures, id say they've got it spot on. Ashlee sure tips the scale in her favor in the battle of the simpson sisters. Although a menage-a-trois with em sisters sure sounds rather temptin.

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2005 Pregnant Bikini Contest

Check Em preggie chicks out HERE

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Jessica Biel - Sexiest Women Alive?

Not by a mile.

Sure, she may very well have been indeed voted by Esquire Magazine as the sexiest chick alive. Who reads Esquire anyway? My guess would be a bunch of crazy lesbians craving masculine features on their fellow women?

Jessica is definitely not ugly but she is far from being sexy. Take a look at her shoulders. They're the same size as rugby props. She seriously has to quit the weights and do some yoga. If a magazine wants to do a Sexiest Woman Alive issue, they should contact me. I'm the only person qualified to make that call. Not the actress, not her publicist and not their money. Me and only me! Heh.

I came across a couple of her pictures from the premiere of the film, Elizabethtown and my fears are closed to being confirmed, she may yet be a tranny. Like I said before, she ain't ugly… for a transsexual that is. She's way too bulky and frankly, I find her very intimidating. She’s like the 'women' you'd meet travelling in Thailand. You think you're hooking up with some hot local, only to discover it's a dude.

For further pictorial edvidence, check out these picts.