T.I.O.T's Guide to United Chants

Watching the United fans slag off Pennant in the clip i posted just the other day made me realize how much i love my fellow Manucunians, the pride and passion in the chants coupled with the creativity behind the lyrics of the chants are just second to none. We're pretty much got a chant for every other occasion and if we're ever in an occasion with nothing to shout about, there's always the scouse, city and leeds bashing to revert to. So here's a bulk of the chants out there together with clips of em being sung in OT, Bishop's Blaize(the pub just down the street from OT) and at away games.

When the red's go marching in/The 12 days of cantona/Build a bonfire/Eric the King



Take me home(United Road)



We Hate Liverpool and Man City


George Best


Gary Neville is a Red/Busby Boys


United fans away at anfield


Michael Shields Got 10 More Years


Chelski's Succes is fuckin hollow



Scouse Bashing


We Paid For Their Home


This is how it feels to be City


Mourinho, Are You Listening?


Chelsea Rent Boys


There's Only One Ronaldo!


If i die on the Kippax Street/United are the team for me


Do The Steven Gerrard


Pride of all Europe


He goes by the name, Wayne Rooney


You are My Solskjaer


Ole Ole Ole


Ooo Ahh Cantona


It could be worst, you could be scouse


We won it 2 times


In Your Liverpool Slums


Hello Hello We Are the Busby Boys


She wore a scarlet ribbon


You only come to see United


We All Hate Leeds Scum

Fuckin class, aiye?

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T.I.O.T's Celebrity Thong Slips

Is it just me or are thong slips pushing nipple slips outta fashion?

Joss Stone


Nicole Kidman


Anna Kournikova


Halle Berry


Jodie Foster


J Lo


Kate Beckinsale


Fergie


Isla Fisher


Nicole Ritchie


Britney Spears


Cameron Diaz


Gilian Anderson


Jenifer Garner



Nelly Furtado

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Naughty, Naughty...











I honestly cant blame a single one of them. I'd have done the very same thing. Lol. Oh and how fyne does Halle Berry look in that pict? She sure has been working the cleavage these past couple of weeks.

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Luckiest Guy Alive?





Well, ill be damned. You definitely know lady luck's smiling upon you've got a view as fyne as that right before your eyes. Lucky bastard.

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Zoo Mag's Sexiest Buns of 2007








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United Fans Vs Jermaine Pennant

Taking the piss outta the cunt, Jermaine Pennant after O'Shea smashed home the winner against the scousers early last month. Fuckin class. Lol.

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United 2:0 Sheffield

2 clinical strikes, from Carrick and Rooney both 4 minutes into the start of each half made the difference in an otherwise drab, boring game, mainly due to Sheffield's lack of effort especially in the last 15 minutes of the game. Highlights of the game include Ronnie offering Morgan his jersey as well as Alan Smith pulling a 'bowyer' and having a swing at Fletch, albeit accidentally. Lol.

Incident 1.

For those who missed out, check out on the incident, check out the clip below

Incident 2.

Once again, for those who missed out, check out how the incident unfolded in the following clip.

Roll on Boro! Here's hoping for a 3-0 win, with a Ronnie hattrick from banging home 3 penalties. That'll shut em cunts up.

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How to Stop Men From Drinking Beer

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Argel Fucks off to Benfica

Argelico 'Argel' Fucks (born 4 September 1974 in Santa Rosa, Rio Grande do Sul) is a Brazilian professional footballer. Fucks plied his trade in his homeland as well as Japan, Portugal and Spain. He won the Rio Grande do Sul State league, the Brazilian cup, the Brazilian champions cup, the Conmebol Cup plus the Portuguese league, cup and Supercup. He also represented Brazil internationally at the Under-20 level winning both the South American Championship and the Youth World Cup.

In his years playing in Brazil, he earned a reputation of being a dirty player. Among other things, he was accused of wearing rings as a weapon to hurt his rivals, he had a role of about four sending-offs on ten games while playing for Santos, and a really rough game while marking Boca Juniors' Román Riquelme, playing for Palmeiras, at 2001 Libertadores Cup. In the game which Palmeiras lost on penalties, being eliminated from the tournament, and Riquelme giving three sequencial hummiliating dribbles on Argel, and was stopped with fouling.

Fucks' fame stems arguably from his peculiar (at least to English-speakers) sounding name which resembles forms of the English profanity "fuck". This has lead to a variety of double-entendre headlines including an infamous one from Eurosport.com entitled "Argel Fucks off to Benfica". This headline received press coverage itself with The Register calling it "snappy and eye-catching" and football humour site Laugh FC deeming it "one of the all time greats".
Just imagine if he had a brother and if Benfica wanted him as well, a Palmeiras spokesman could very well say they could'nt give two Fucks and get away with it. Lol.

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The Worlds Richest Footballers/Managers

France Football’ Rich List – Figures in Euros (Millions)
Players

1. Ronaldinho (BRA/Barcelona) - 24

2. David Beckham (ENG/Real Madrid) - 17

3. Thierry Henry (FRA/Arsenal) – 15.7

4. Michael Ballack (GER/Chelsea) – 15.3

5. Ronaldo (BRA/Milan) – 15.2

6. Andrei Shevchenko (UKR/Chelsea) – 12.7

7. Alessandro del Piero (ITA/Juventus) – 11.5

8. John Terry (ENG/Chelsea) – 11.4

9. Steven Gerrard (ENG/Liverpool) – 11.3

10. Fabio Cannavaro (ITA/Real Madrid) – 10.5

11. Frank Lampard (ENG/Chelsea) – 10.3

12. Didier Drogba (IC/Chelsea) – 9.5

13. Kaká (BRA/Milan) – 9.2

14. Francesco Totti (ITA/Roma) - 9

15. Wayne Rooney (ENG/Manchester United) – 8.9

16. Ruud van Nistelrooy (HOL/Real Madrid) – 8.8

17. Cristiano Ronaldo (POR/Manchester United) – 8.7

18. Rio Ferdinand (ENG/Manchester United) – 8.5

Iker Casillas (SPA/R. Madrid) – 8.5

20. Raúl González (SPA/Real Madrid) – 8.4


Managers

1. José Mourinho (POR/Chelsea) - 10

2. Alex Ferguson (SCO/Manchester United) – 6.1

3. Fabio Capello (ITA/Real Madrid) – 5.8

4. Sven-Goran Erikson (SWE/ex-England) – 5.2

5. Guus Hiddink (HOL/Rússia) - 5

6. Giovanni Trapattoni (ITA/Salzburg) – 4.6

7. Frank Rijkaard (HOL/Barcelona) – 4.5

8. Arsene Wenger (FRA/Arsenal) – 4.4

9. Roberto Mancini (ITA/Inter) – 3.4

10. Felix Magath (GER/ex-Bayern) – 2.8

Rafael Benítez (SPA/Liverpool) – 2.8

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United's Season in Numbers

0 - Goalless draws involving ManUtd.

1 - Games lost at Old Trafford. Against Arsenal in September, as if you need to ask.

2 - Average number of goals scored by ManYoo away from home in the Premiership. Chelsea's figure is 1.37.

3 - Players shortlisted for the PFA Player of the Year award.

4 - Goals scored by both John O'Shea and Nemanja Vidic.

5 - Games in which ManYoo have failed to score. One of those was against Southend in the Carling Cup.

6 - ManYoo goalscorers that came through the youth system at the club. Note; Gary Neville is one of the few players in the squad yet to score.

7 - Yellow cards picked up by both Vidic and Paul Scholes in the Premiership.

8 - Times ManYoo have scored four or more goals in all competitions.

9 - Goals conceded in the first halves of 33 Premiership matches.

10 - Players in top 50 of Actim Index ratings. Chelsea have only four.

11 - Premiership games played by Kieran Richardson. Six came as sub.

13 - Goals in ManYoo's last three games.

14 - Premiership points won from a losing position.

15 - Premiership goals set up by Ronaldo. Frank Lampard and Cesc Febregas are next on the Premiership list with 11.

16 - Premiership goals scored after the 75th minute.

17 - Goals scored at home in the Champions League. As opposed to three away from Old Trafford.

18 - Combined total of goals scored by Scholes and Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, whose careers were in doubt last summer.

18.6 - Million pounds spent by Sir Alex last summer, all on Michael Carrick.

19 - Man Utd players on the scoresheet.

20 - Goals scored by Wayne Rooney in what has been, at times, a disappointing season.

21 - Goals scored by Cristiano Ronaldo in what has been, at times, a remarkable season.

22 - Players used in the Premiership.

77 - Goals scored in 33 Premiership matches. That's 20 goals more than Arsenal and 21 more than Chelsea.

114 - Goals scored in all competitions.

400 - Pounds given to Ronaldo by Sir Alex when he hit the 15-goal mark.

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Spiderman 3: A Sneak Peek

Its the longest sneak peek to be released yet, 7.5 minutes in all. Here's hoping the movie's as awesome as this trailer is.

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