Many Are Called. Few Succeed. Manchester United: Beyond the Promised Land

At Least This Never Happened To Steve Irwin

What a fucking idiot. If you bash a crocodile on the head a few times and then stick your arm in its mouth, you fuckin deserve to lose it. I think the term dickhead was invented for dumbasses like him.

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Borat-mania hits parliament!

US President George Bush is to host White House talks on British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen. Cohen, 35, creator of Ali G, has infuriated the Kazakhstan government with his portrayal of Borat, a bumbling Kazakh TV presenter. And now a movie of Borat's adventures in the US has caused a diplomatic incident.

The opening scene, which shows Borat lustily kissing his sister goodbye and setting off for America in a car pulled by a horse, had audiences in stitches when it was first shown last week. But the film, which has just premiered at the Toronto Film Festival, has prompted a swift reaction from the Kazakhstan government, which is launching a PR blitz in the States.

Kazakhstan president Nursultan Nazarbayev is to fly to the US to meet President Bush in the coming weeks and on the agenda will be his country's image. President Nazarbayev has confirmed his government will buy "educational" TV spots and print advertisements about the "real Kazakhstan" in a bid to save the country's reputation before the film is released in the US in November.

President Nazarbayev will visit the White House and the Bush family compound in Maine when he flies in for talks that will include the fictional character Borat. But a spokesman for the Kazakhstan Embassy says it is unlikely that President Nazarbayev will find the film funny. Roman Vassilenko said: "The Government has expressed its displeasure about Borat's representation of our country.

"Our opinion of the character has not changed. "We understand that the film exposes the hypocrisy that exists both here in the USA and in the UK and understand that Mr Cohen has a right to freedom of speech. "Nursultan Nazarbayev has taken Mr Bush up on an invitation to visit this country to help build our relationship with the USA.
"I cannot speak for the president himself, only for the government, but I certainly don't think President Nazarbayev and Mr Bush will share a joke about the film.

"The bottom line is we want people to know that he does not represent the true people of Kazakhstan." The Kazakh government has previously threatened Baron-Cohen with legal action, for allowing Borat to, among other things, make fun of his homeland, demean women, slander gypsies and urge listeners to "Throw the Jew Down the Well."

Anti-Borat hard-liners have pulled the plug on borat.kz, Borat's Kazakhstan-based Website after his frequent displays of anti-Semitism and his portrayal of Kazakh culture.

Nurlan Isin, President of the Association of Kazakh IT Companies took the action after complaints. He said: "We've done this so he can't badmouth Kazakhstan under the .kz domain name. "He can go and do whatever he wants at other domains."

The row originally erupted in November 2005, following Borat's hosting of the MTV Europe Music Awards in Lisbon. The Kazakh Foreign Ministry was furious over Cohen's bad taste representation of the nation.

Check out Borat's response, in true typical Borat fashion!

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Nurse Guerra Anyone?

I dont think nurses come any hotter than Vida Guerra. The clip above's a scene from the National Lampoons flick, Dorm Daze 2. Its not just the ass thats mighty fine bout her. She's got it all.

She's definitely right up there among the sexiest women around.

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United 3 : 2 Celtic

Awesome in attack but shit poor in defense. We were indeed lucky to walk out of the game with all 3 points. Rio was absolute shit in defense till Celtic scored the first goal and then he somehow woke up. Lets not even get started with Wes Brown, wtf was he playing at today? He could hardly get out of his own way and do anything right all game long and he just had to give the free kick up for Celtic's 2nd goal. I just cant wait for Vidic to get back into the starting lineup now that he's managed to make the bench against Celtic.

We were rock solid in midfield tonight with Scholesly and Carrick playing their parts. The 19 million might just pay off in the long run.

Rooney had one of his off nights, cant really blame him all that much tho, its only his 2nd competitive match since the portugal game in the world cup. He'll be back on top form against d gooners tho, im sure of it. Saha..what a fucking legend! I can't speak highly enough of him after that performance. He was all over the fucking place, twisting, turning, making really smart runs and he clearly showed what we lacked up front with Ruud. Pure class. I dont think we'd have managed to climb our way back and win the game with Ruud up front. Ole played really well once again and grabbed his first champions league goal in a while.

Im absolutely gutted by Giggs's injury especially with him on such fine form. Well, anyhow, another Giggsy injury and yeah you guessed it...his hamstring once again. So he's gonna be out for a month and Parks going to be out for 3 fuckin months with ankle ligament damage. The injuries have started to come in and i can only hope we dont get any other serious knocks in the weeks ahead. All in all, im really pleased with the result, its nice to have scored as many goals as we did in last year's competition, we can only get better. Heh. Bring on the goons!

Check out the goals from last nights game:

Saha's penalty (1-1)

Saha's Second ( 2-2)

Solskjaer (3-2)

Yeah, thats as many goals as we scored in last years Champions League campaign.

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T.I.O.T's Keano Managerial Watch

Great start to Keano's managerial career. 3-0 away against Leeds in just his 2nd match in charge. I truly believe he can become a great manager. He has learnt from the best in the business and knows what it takes to be successful. Having been there at the pinacle of the sport with United, he definitely will know how to motivate players for the big games and as a Sunderland player i would honestly not want to be in the half time dressing room to face Keane, if we're getting hammered.

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99 Problems But A Blowjob Aint 1

Lucky Bugger.

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Worst Refeering Decision EVER

A Brazilian referee faces suspension on Tuesday after she awarded a goal that television pictures showed was scored by a ball boy. Pictures showed that after a Santacruzense player shot narrowly wide in the 89th minute, the boy collected the ball with his feet, took it back on to the pitch and tapped it across the line into the net. I should just add that it was a female referee responsible for that horendous decision. I'll leave it at that.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 9:27 PM,
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Lets All Laugh At The Scouse Bastards

"Best international striker" .... "Best player in the world" ... "Best defense in the EPL"

You having a fuckin laugh you scouse scum? Lol. Sure fuckin put the scum in their place. It was fucking comical defending to say the least. Ive been trying to get my hands on gif's of the brazillian dude, Aurellio getting Hyppia's clearance thumped right into his face, not once, but twice in the game! Fuckin cracked me up!

Taibi >>> Reina.

Lol. Notice how he actually grabs Johnson's throat instead of the ball. Goal of the season thus far! Oh and wait it gets better, did anyone notice the sad lonely scouse scum sulking, surrounded by a throng of celebrating everton fans! For those of you he missed it, lol get a load of this:

Fuckin priceless!

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All Hail The EPL's Player And Manager Of The Month

Sir Alex Ferguson has been named the Barclays manager of the month for August and Ryan Giggs, 32, has won the player of the month prize. In the month of August, United beat Fulham, Charlton and Watford, scoring 10 goals in those three league matches.

Giggs, despite playing over 600 games, has never won the monthly award before.

"The awards are testimony to the fantastic manner in which United have opened the new campaign, playing an exciting brand of fast and attacking football," said Jim Hytner, from the Barclays Awards Panel.

"It's hard to believe Giggs has never received the accolade before, but he thoroughly deserves the award for the performances he's put in during August."

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AirAsia extend sponsorship deal with Man United

Malaysia's low fare airline AirAsia will have a sponsorship deal with English Premier League club Manchester United for the second consecutive year. The new deal, which was signed on Saturday, will be from August 2006 to May 2007. The amount of the sponsorship was not disclosed but it is estimated to cost about £2.5mil to £3mil. Unlike the previous year, Tourism Malaysia was also invited by AirAsia to collaborate in the sponsorship to promote Visit Malaysia Year 2007.

United manager Sir Alex Ferguson said in a statement: “I am delighted to welcome Tourism Malaysia to the successful Manchester United and Air Asia partnership. It highlights the universal appeal Manchester United has. We have toured Malaysia many times and each time I am blown away by the fans. We are made to feel so welcome and the fans are some of the most fanatical in the world. This continuing partnership with AirAsia and now Tourism Malaysia will bring the fans even closer enabling them to get a taste of Old Trafford and to experience being a part of Manchester United.

United chief executive officer David Gill added: "We are particularly pleased they have chosen to broaden the deal to include Tourism Malaysia. The club has an estimated 40 million fans in the Far East and with next year marking the 50th anniversary of Malaysian independence, it is a great opportunity to engage the Manchester United family in the celebrations. We hope that the partnership will be an enduring one."

Here's some even better news for the united faithful residing in SEA, there's gonna be a Far East Preseason tour next year and its highly likely that the red devils are gonna be stopping over in Kuala Lumpur for a exhibition game. Now here's hoping they dont come down while im in sydney!

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TIOT Exclusive: Lindsay Lohan - All In A Days Work

So the day starts with her walking out of the nearest cafe in her now trademark braless state.

Soon after, we see a very fresh looking Lohan basking in all the sun her freckly pale skin can possibly take.

Sunbathes a whole lot more with the occasional smooch.

2 hours later, here she is coming outta her room in a new bikini

Before she gets back to tanning, she opts for more smooching and PDA.

3 hours and 2 bikini's later...
As the sun sets, she's probably worried all that sunlight might have caused her cancer or something, being the bimbo that she is she got her boyfriend to check for lumps

Here she is getting out of a speedboat probably on her way to a fancy dinner, but wait, look closely, it looks like her skanky ways have gone way over the skank-o-meter. Not only does she not wear bra's but she also doesnt wear underwear and she glady flashed the ugliest pussy known to man for the world to see.

Well if that was'nt enough she hit the town later that night and yeah you guessed right, braless, flashing her tits for like the umptieth time!

Having seen Paris hilton in tears earlier in the week, she probably realised it was time to follow i her footsteps and gain some sympathy. Well either that, or she's crying at how ugly her pussy looked in pictures.

Well there u go, a day in the life of a celebrity skank. Of course this pictures were taken during the course of the week but since i havent been bloggin the past couple of days, i jsut decided to combine it all into 1 mega skank post. Oh and apparently she claims she's actually crying over a luggage bag of hers that got stolen in the airport which contained jewels worth a million quid but yeah we aint buying that claim now are we?

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