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Why oh why dont we have Badawi or Lee Kuan Yew plugs cause they're fuckin us up just d same. Check out the BushPlug HERE.

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What could be better than ...

... A pict of a couple of girls lezzing it up?

300 picts of random chicks lezzing it up. Thats what. And no i aint referring to silicone infested pornstars but the average girls next door.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 12:29 PM,
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Kennify Your Text

Especially for the south park fans, kennify your text HERE.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 12:24 PM,
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Borat Refused Entry To White House


Jagshemash!

Borat, the fictional TV reporter from Kazakhstan, may have gotten under the skin of Kazakh officials but on Thursday he couldn't get past the gates of the White House. Secret Service agents turned away British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen, in character as the boorish, anti-Semitic journalist, when he tried to invite "Premier George Walter Bush" to a screening of his upcoming movie, "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan."

Also invited to the screening: O.J. Simpson, "Mel Gibsons" and other "American dignitaries." Cohen's stunt was timed to coincide with an official visit by Kazakh President Nursultan Nazarbayev, who is scheduled to meet with Bush on Friday.

Nazarbayev and other Kazakh officials have sought to raise the profile of the oil-rich former Soviet republic and assure the West that, contrary to Borat's claims, theirs is not a nation of drunken anti-Semites who treat their women worse than their donkeys.

Kazakhstan is expected to become one of the top 10 oil producers within a decade. A U.S. ally with troops in Iraq, the country has drawn criticism for its deteriorating civil liberties and flawed elections. Shortly after Nazarbayev dedicated a statue in front of the Kazakh embassy, Borat denounced an official Kazakh publicity campaign running in U.S. magazines as "disgusting fabrications" orchestrated by neighboring Uzbekistan.

"If there is one more item of Uzbek propaganda claiming that we do not drink fermented horse urine, give death penalty for baking bagels, or export over 300 tonnes of human pubis per year, then we will be left with no alternative but to commence bombardment of their cities with our catapults," Borat said.

Borat, you fucking legend! Whens d fuckin movie coming out already? Fuckin australian cinema's with their slow arsed releases!

Tackled By The Red Devil at 11:34 AM,
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Beckham Who?

Introducing, FC United Of Manchester's Rory Patterson with a cracking strike right off the kickoff. Becks Who? Xabi Who? It sure has been a while since the Glazers got a mention on this site, so on that note, Fuck the Glazers! I'm still very much in the anti glazer camp, if anyones wondering.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 10:24 PM,
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Only In China


A Chinese professor shocked his students by stripping naked during an art class. Prof Mo Xiaoxin, 56, was trying to emphasise the "power" of the body and to "challenge taboos", according to a Chinese newspaper.

Mo, 56, arranged for four other models, including a man and woman in their seventies or eighties, and a younger couple, to strip naked in front of the class while he lectured. During the class, he also invited students to take off their clothes.

"Professor Mo appeared emotionally excited at the time," the paper quoted a student as saying.
"As he was talking, he undid his belt and took off his pants, and stood naked in the middle of the lecture podium." The naked lecture, at the Institute of Human Body Culture and Arts in Changzhou city, made many of the 30 or so students feel "uneasy", the paper said.

"Some kept their eyes trained on the ceiling, some awkwardly bowed their heads and stared at the ground". Tian Junting, a culture ministry official, said the course was still in a "research phase" and it wasn't yet known whether it had produced "positive or negative effects". "There are no taboos in the field of research, but to do this directly in the course of teaching is obviously not appropriate," he added.

Yeah, im sure wrinkly saggy balls would challenge taboos tho im not sure how they'd 'emphasise' the power of the body. Heh, here's more random picts fresh outta china courtesy of the WuMan.







I'm pretty sure we'd find similar scenes in India as well.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 8:43 PM,
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Ali G Vs The NBA


Ali G's a fuckin legend in my books. He fuckin owned em all, Dwayne Wayde, Kobe Bryant, Steve Nash... etc. Fuckin class! Here's a couple of the quotes from the vid that cracked me up:

"Noah? No I didn't know her"

"Alright Einstein chill out, stop showing off with all this number stuff"

"I can't understand what u are saying your speaking in Canada"

"Yeah whatever you says tomato i says potato"

"Well theres air in this room, how come this room aint bouncing?"
Ali G, Respek!

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Fergie's London Bridge





Whenever i think of Fergie, i'm reminded of her pissing her pants on stage and thats well not a good visual to say the least. Go check out my archives, ull find picts of the infamous soiled pants in there somewhere, i cant be stuffed finding em now. She certainly knows how to work it, ill give her that tho.

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Crouch's 'Wonder Goal'

Check out this vid, complete with Arabic commentary to enhance your viewing pleasure. Now amid all that crazy arabic screaming of allahu akbar, krouch allahu akbar krouch, freeze the vid on 38 seconds.


I dont see what the pool fans are running their mouths over, it fuckin came off his fuckin SHIN! That's it, im fuckin starting my very own Anti Crouch Brigade! Pardon the poor photoshopping. It's all i could muster in three minutes.

Who'se with me on this?

Tackled By The Red Devil at 4:03 PM,
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Jennifer Hawkin's Thong Slip

A "wardrobe malfunction" of Janet Jackson proportions left 2004 Miss Universe Jennifer Hawkins wearing little more than a red G-string after half her gold dress dropped to the floor during a Sydney fashion show. The 20-year-old former rugby cheerleader was modelling the seven-kilogram (15-pound) metallic lace dress at a fashion show for Westfield's shopping centers Thursday when the bottom half snagged on her high heels and fell to the catwalk.

Showing the composure which helped her win the Miss Universe crown in June, Hawkins simply turned on her heels and sauntered back-stage to camera flashes and a few gasps from the audience.


Here's her response to the incident:

I know its old news but i just got wind of it and hence the post. If i never knew about it, im sure you lot didnt catch wind of it as well. Well at least her wardrobe malfunction wasnt as bad as Janet Jacksons ugly assed boob.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 11:40 AM,
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A $1.89 Millon Gold Bra

A $1.89m bra and they couldnt spend a little more hiring a better looking/bustier model?

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Peeing With A View


This could well be a tourist attraction aiye! They should come up with something similar to generate more interest in the now stale, Petronas Twin Towers.

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Flash Your Tits For Breast Cancer Awareness


The fifth annual blogger "Boobie-Thon" launches on Sunday, October 1, 2006. It will run through 11:59 p.m. EDT on Saturday, October 7, 2006. This yearly event features bloggers showing their (covered and uncovered) breasts in order to raise money for charity during Breast Cancer Awareness Month. While you're at it, check out picts from last years boobiethon HERE.

Ladies, if you ever needed an excuse to get out there and flash your tits, nows your chance. Wad'cha waiting for, get on it already! So submit them here or you could always email them to me cause well T.I.O.T pledges full support to any cause that get chicks to flash. Heh.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 10:34 AM,
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The Little Superstar


By far the funniest video i've ever found on youtube! My sources tell me its a scene from some crap ass Tamil movie starring some dude called Rajinikanth(sp). You know what, im fucking stumped, i cant tell if that little dude who'se dancing a midget or a kid. Some dude even made a fuckin blog for the lil kid-midget. Check this shyt out!

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T.I.O.T's Top 5 Miss World Contestants

In no particular order, we've got:

Slovenia

Ukraine

Romania

Kazakhstan

Australia
With the 2006 Miss World pageant coming up this weekend, i figured i'd check out the contestants for myself and i must say, aside from the above 5, if these miss world contestants represent the 2nd finest women(d finest go on to the Miss Universe pageant) these countries have, then holy mother of god, the worlds in dire need of some good looking chicks cause most of em were butt ugly. I'm kinda tempted to do a post on the ugliest contestants in the pageant.Having said that, how fine is Miss Australia, Sabrina Houssami, she's fuckin gorgeous to say the least!

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United 1:0 Benfica - Sweet Sweet Revenge

Saha, Fuck Yeah!! Cracking goal!

So here's to our first away win in Europe in 3 seasons. Maximum points from our first couple of Champions League games against the stronger 2 teams in the group and we're pretty much flying into the 2nd round. 2 wins against FC Kopenhaven (sp) home and away, and we're through, exorcising our champions league demons once and forall!

Benfica were the better team in the first half, definitely as we soaked up all the pressure. I'm not sure what Fergie said at halftime but whatever it was, it fuckin worked. We came out with more grit and determination, with players stepping up to the mark, Ronaldo in particular and got the much needed goal. We were always going to step it up a notch, it was just a question of when. We have our strongest defense playing now, with Heinze, Rio Vidic and Neville, with VDS in goal and just give it another couple of games and we'd be having cleansheets, one after another.

We were fucking hapless in midfield throughout the game, scholes and carrick had shockers once again, carrick in particular. He kept breaking up our fuckin attacks instead of prolonging them which his shockingly bad passes. Rooney looked really out of place on the left wing, i've got no idea what Fergie was playing at, opting to deploy him on the left, whatever it was, it did not work out. Perhaps we gotta start with Ole on the right and Ronaldo on the left with both Park and Giggs out.

Ronaldo was our best player out there by a mile, orchestrating all our attacks down the right flank. He was desperate to score, dont blame him tho, especially after his part in last seasons shambolic display against Benfica. He sure had a point to prove, shame he didnt nick a goal for his efforts.

Now that Smithy's back, imagine him, Rooney and Vidic, all em 3 nutters on the same pitch at any given time! Fuck yeah! We'd fuckin instill fear in the opposition even before kick off. Bring on the magpies!

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T.I.O.T Exclusive: The Girls Of Lost

First up we've got Evangelline Lily who'se by far the hottest chick on the set of Lost.


Coming up in a close 2nd, we've got Yoon-jin Kim who might well be hottest korean chick after Sung Hi Lee.
Oh and she recently did a shoot for Maxim. Just check her out in the gif below:

Followed by Michelle Rodriguez who'se character, Ana Lucia got killed in season 2 ofLost.

Then there's Maggie Grace who plays Shannon, the hot, leggy lazy blonde who'se also well, dead now.



Next up, we've got Emelie de Ravin who plays a preggo Aussie chic, Claire with a rather dodgy aussie accent.

Finally we've got Cynthia Watros who plays Libby and well yeah you guessed it, she's dead as well. She's pretty fugly so i aint gonna post no picts of her! On that note, here's to more hot chicks in Lost come season three which is releasing soon in the states, i hear.

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