Many Are Called. Few Succeed. Manchester United: Beyond the Promised Land

TIOT Brings You Up Britney Spears's Skirt

That really didnt take long did it? Well i suppose her hanging out with Paris must have speedened it all up. Is she en route to joining Paris, Lohan, Tara and Nicole in the skank hall of fame?

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Sex Ed 301

Now lets hope they take a leaf outta Rihanna's book and give us weekly lessons.

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An Illustrated Love Story

All it took was just 4 pictures.

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Random Images of the Day - 24/11/06

A Celebrity Edition

I'll kick start proceedings with my favourite skanks and save the best for last.

The lohan's now resulted to cutting herself to get the attention she so dearly craves.

Paris is trying her utmost to regain the top sport in the celebrity upskirt charts having been pipped by the Lohan recently.

Well enough bout 2 queen skanks, check out a tiny glimpse of Fergie's ass crack in the next pict:

Now i give you a Jessica Alba downblouse shot on the set of Fantastic Four 2.

Told ya ill save the best for last. Check out Salma Hayek's boobaliciously booby self at an Ugly Betty press conference.

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I've finally turned 21 folk's, marking a personal milestone in my life. Having turned 21, i thought i'd share a list of stuff that i'm now eligible for:

Adoption
You can adopt a child.

Driving
You can supervise a learner driver if you have held, and still hold, a full licence for that type of car for at least three years. You can apply for a provisional licence to drive a large passenger vehicle.

Flying
You can obtain a flight navigator’s licence, a flight engineer’s licence or an airline transport pilot’s licence to fly an aeroplane, helicopter or gyroplane.

Legal Issues
If you receive a custodial sentence you will be sent to prison.

Voting

You can now cast your vote during elections.

Political Participation
You can become a Member of Parliament, a local councillor or a local mayor.

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Lost

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Slut Ed 201

Yeah, you guessed it, we've got Rihanna who just cant stop slutting it up on stage. I suppose she really cant help herself having being a stripper before she started singing. So anyhow, this right here's her 3rd class and i must say, all that practise is beginning to churn out results. Thats perfection right here:

For those who missed out,

Check out Rihanna's Slut Ed 101 HERE

Check out Rihanna's Slut Ed 101 Remedial HERE

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Life After Keano: 1 year On

MANCHESTER UNITED top an imaginary Premiership table from the day, one year ago, that Roy Keane left the club.

They have won 93 points in the subsequent 39 matches, compared with Chelsea’s 88 points from 38 games. Liverpool have taken 83 points from 40 games and Arsenal 68 from 38. United have used eight players in central midfield in the league in that time: Paul Scholes, Michael Carrick, John O’Shea, Ryan Giggs, Darren Fletcher, Alan Smith, Rio Ferdinand and Kieran Richardson.

AFTER the fanfare that greeted Sir Alex Ferguson’s recent celebration of 20 years as Manchester United manager, today brings another anniversary for the club’s supporters to celebrate, or at least contemplate. It is a year to the day since Roy Keane was told to clear out his locker and pack up all his troubles in an old kitbag, but if Old Trafford was shaken to its foundations at the time, 12 months on, stability reigns.

As on that fateful Friday morning, when Keane was summoned to one last meeting with Ferguson and David Gill, the chief executive, there were cross words at United’s training ground yesterday, but they related only to a spat between Carlos Queiroz, the assistant manager, and Luiz Felipe Scolari, the Portugal coach. The acrimony that characterised the departure of Keane and, later, Ruud van Nistelrooy, is gone, replaced by a serenity that has been helped — perhaps reflected — by United’s position atop the Barclays Premiership table.

With another unchanged team expected for this afternoon’s match away to Sheffield United, Ferguson may reflect that managing Manchester United is no longer the chore it has been at times during the difficult past few years. Nor is watching them; their football of late, illuminated not only by the brilliance of Cristiano Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney but also by the renaissance of Paul Scholes and the blossoming of Louis Saha, has been their most eye-catching since their most recent Premiership title season, in 2002-03, maybe even the previous triumph in 2000-01.

Some concerns linger — about whether the central midfield partnership between Scholes and Michael Carrick will be so effective when the going gets tougher in the winter months, about whether they will begin to miss Van Nistelrooy’s goals when the 3-0 and 4-0 wins give way to tighter contests — but, for now, such talk sounds trite.

Even if United were to experience a rough ride at Bramall Lane this afternoon, or, indeed, away to Celtic in the Champions League on Tuesday, they will go into the eagerly awaited league showdown with Chelsea a week tomorrow with the wind in their sails and with Keane’s frequent angry tirades a distant memory.

Is that the point? Had Keane, in his old age, become some malicious spirit that had to be exorcised from Old Trafford to liberate young talents such as Ronaldo and Rooney? No, and if Ronaldo, for example, were ever to cite the reasons for his newfound happiness, it would be the departure of Van Nistelrooy, never his favourite team-mate, that brought him most relief.

Keane’s departure did, however, help to dispel the whiff of mutiny that was in the air in his final weeks at the club, which were accompanied by some abject performances in the Premiership and the Champions League as he sat on the sidelines, injured, unable to conceal his anger at his perception that everyone from Ferguson downwards was allowing their standards to slip.

As ever, Keane’s name will be belted out by the United supporters at Bramall Lane this afternoon, but these days it is with dewy-eyed affection rather than the note of defiance they struck even in the opening weeks of this season. Many remain hostile to the Glazers, but Keane’s departure is no longer a sore point.

Even if not everyone is as convinced as Ferguson that Carrick has been a “wonderful” signing, the expected arrival of Owen Hargreaves from Bayern Munich, whether in January or next summer, should give United’s midfield a more formidable look. One sense in which Keane’s departure liberated the United players was tactical. Ferguson made no secret of the fact that the unpopular 4-3-3 formation that he used throughout the disappointing 2004-05 season and during the early part of the next campaign was designed to protect his captain’s ageing limbs.

“We’re doing the right thing to retain Keane in our side,” Ferguson said in April 2005, in response to criticism of his tactics. “We want him in there so we make sure the support is around him.”

Once Keane was no longer wanted, though, the support system evaporated both in terms of the two men’s relationship and, subsequently, Ferguson’s tactics. The unpopular 4-3-3 system was replaced by 4-4-2 and, hey presto, United’s supporters are being treated to free-flowing football again at last.

Whether it is title-winning football remains to be seen, but, 12 months on from one of the darkest days in the club’s recent history, the good times are back at Old Trafford.

Although the writer does raise a fair bit of good points in the article, i just cant help but to disagree with the one's slagging keano off towards the end. The 4-3-3 formation was NOT devised entirely to offer keano's 'ageing limbs' more protection, i remember us playing games without Keane with the fuckin 4-3-3 formation as well. The 4-3-3 was rather, a spin off of Carlos Queiroz's 4-5-1 which failed fucking miserably. Keano's always going to be #1 in my books no matter what the circumstances.

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A TIOT Flashback

Let me bring you back to 1990, when Arnold Schwarzenegger's Total Recall hit the cinemas, thus introducing Lycia Naff, the 3 titted hooker and bringing her to prominence.

I'm really tempted to say that 3 are definitely better than 2 but i really dont know, for the love of me, what i'd do with the 1 in the middle.

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Anal Play Gone Bad

"a loud noise, some poop, and a lot of anger involved" I dont think i've laughed this hard in days.

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Random Images of the Day 20/11/06

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Powerful Boobs

This freak of a woman can crush up to 7 beer cans at a time with her boobs. If that aint enough she goes on to lift up a bowling ball and a fuckin beer keg, all with 1 incredibly larger than large tit. Somebody put her in recycling history!

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VaginoFlora

Forget getting your girl roses, Flora Magica's the way to go ya'll. Lets face it, the only reason we're gonna get a chic flowers is in the hope that we'd get her in the sack by the end of the night and well with these Flora Magica's are sure to drive the message home.

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Sheffield 1:2 United - The Goals

Rooney (1-1)

Rooney (1-2)

It's the Rooney show folks. 2 absolutely fantastic finishes to save what looked to be a very frustrating afternoon for us. All hail the Roon! Imma throw in his goal against Holland as well.

Thats 3 goals in the week now. Bring on Celtic!