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Jessica Simpsons Breasts Are A Disability

Jessica Simpson's life is full of problems, and one, or rather two of the biggest problems used to be Jessica Simpson's breasts. According to PR Inside, the busty singer says that her breasts kept her from becoming a gospel singer when she was younger because they made her look too sexy.

The 26-year-old was asked not to sing solos in church, because men found her feminine assets too distracting. However, having found fame and success as both a pop singer and an actress career, Simpson now "wears" her breasts proudly.

She says, "I always felt they disabled me from what I wanted to do. Now, I own them. They're like wearing a great necklace. You can't pay for that sort of accessory - though I know people do. But they never look as good at the real ones."

Okay, first of all, what kind of Gospel singer is wearing low-cut boob revealing tops in Church? Dont they all wear long robes, and were covered from head to toe?

Secondly, if anything is disabling Jessica Simpson, it's not her breasts. In fact, they're probably the main reason she has a career at all, because unlike the Church, thankfully, the rest of the world has much lower standards of decency. And we don't mind seeing Jessica Simpson's breasts at all. In fact i might just feature her tits in a mega post just like i did with Salma Hayek's.

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Paris Hilton Exposed

Here's the Story:

"As she was moving from one LA mansion to another, Paris Hilton, heiress to the Hilton dynasty, filled a 6,000 square foot storage facility with her personal belongings.
And then -- believe it or not -- this heiress failed to pay her bill of $208.00. After repeated attempts to contact her failed, the storage unit was auctioned off... the heiress lost all the rights to her goods." It's now all at parisexposed.com but dont fret i've got everything you need right here.

1. Trailer:

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2. Paris in Bed 1:

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3. Paris in Bed 2:

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4. Paris in the tub 1:

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5. Paris in the tub 2:

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6. Paris in the tub 3:

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7. Paris Topless

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8. Paris being Friendly

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9. Paris at Computer

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If you fancy all of em vids, dont fret cause once again, TIOT's got you hooked up.

ALL IN ONE!! vids 1-8 90 MB:

http://rapidshare.com/files/13269103/p4r1sAi0ful.rar

There she goes again, skanking it up in the new year. There's really no stopping her skanky ways is there. The challenges came in the form of the Lohan and Tara but they proved to be mere pretenders to the throne as proven once again by the queen skank herself, Paris. Thats not it tho, she's even managed to slip a nip while getting out of her ride, flashed an upskirt and get caught with her pants down all in the space of the first 18 days of the year.